Bea, Bra, Beh

Selasa, 21 Agustus 2012 0



Heyaaa.. im starting to write this blog again…. After a loooonnggg long time huh?!

Berawal ngobrol2 di BBM group, lagi ngobrolin orang yang ultah berhubung yg ultah itu masi jomblo alias single alias belum laku2.. jadilah kita ngecengin soal syarat2 jodoh/cewe idaman tuh yang kayak gimana

Pak A(disinyalir wong jowo uaseli yang sering memberikan petuah2 kepada kita yang masi muda nan kinclong #uhuy) memulai percakapan… iki loh… syarat jodoh klo wong jowo tuh wes 3B : Bibit, Bebet, Bobot
  • Bibit : berasal dari keluarga apakah si pasangan?
  • Bebet : kesiapan seseorang dalam aspek ekonomi atau urusan menafkahi keluarga nanti
  • Bobot : kualitas seseorang dalam dirinya... bisa berupa titel pendidikan atau gelar di pekerjaan dll


Lalu muncullah si L(bumil - ibu2 hamil anak pertama yg masih gaoll abis) pake standarisasi Miss Universe. Klo cari jodoh cewe tuh kudu pake 3B yang ene nehhh
  • · Beauty : Kecantikan (cari yang cantik luar dalem cuy katanya)
  • · Brain : Otak (kecerdasan.. klo cantik tapi bego bisa ga nyambung terus klo ngobrol wkkwkw)
  • · Behavior : Tingkah laku (udah cantik + pinter + kelakuan buruk… ilfil abis)
  • · Bra : literally boobs (.)(.) -> yang eneh mah B ke 4 dan ke 5. kebetulan aru aja ketemu pepatah di web “Girls are like rocks.. You skip the flat ones” -____-"

Terinspirasi perkataan di atas, dengan tidak  mau kalahnya tercetus ide 3B juga dari otak sempit saya inih ^_^  yang bisa dijabarkan sebagai berikut:

  • Bea : Biaya maintenance si cewe itu gimana?... klo terlalu besar yasudah lah leave it with no regret.. kwkwkwkwk klo terlalu kecil bisa juga dikira pelit… yah yg wajar2 aja bro
  • Bra : Kalo yang ngeres pasti langsung kepikiran bagian di tubuh wanita yang berupa daging sedikit menonjol di suatu tempat itu..(orang di sebelah dah teriak2 aje…. tiga empat beeee… tiga empat bee *34B). Nah, Bra di sini sebenarnya hanya sebagai symbol dari ukuran .. yah karena cowo pasti secara ga langsung ngeliat fisik so ukuran itu jadi satu parameter dalam menjatuhkan pilihan. Baik itu tinggi, lebar, dll ya 
  • Beh : Beh yang kali ini diasosiasikan dengan ucapan yang sering diucapkan orang2 indonesia ketika berdecak kagum (“beeh cakep gila tuh cewe”).. Yang berarti setidaknya kita harus ada “rasa” kagum / “click” / ‘jatuh cinte” ke orang tersebut donk... bisa berasal dari cantik/parasnya seseorang atau aura2 yang dipancarkan atau etc(end of thinking capacity)

Yap that’s it… this is what I get for today’s magabut ^_^

Garam dan Masalah - jangan jadi 'Gelas'

Minggu, 08 Januari 2012 0

Dedicated this note to all my friends who has problems in their life....

Seorang guru mendatangi seorang muridnya ketika wajahnya belakangan ini selalu tampak murung.

“Kenapa kau selalu murung, nak? Bukankah banyak hal yang indah di dunia ini? Ke mana perginya wajah bersyukurmu?” sang Guru bertanya.

“Guru, belakangan ini hidup saya penuh masalah. Sulit bagi saya untuk tersenyum. Masalah datang seperti tak ada habis-habisnya,” jawab sang murid muda.

Sang Guru terkekeh. “Nak, ambil segelas air dan dua genggam garam. Bawalah kemari. Biar kuperbaiki suasana hatimu itu.

“Si murid pun beranjak pelan tanpa semangat. Ia laksanakan permintaan gurunya itu, lalu kembali lagi membawa gelas dan garam sebagaimana yang diminta.

“Coba ambil segenggam garam, dan masukkan ke segelas air itu,” kata Sang Guru.

“Setelah itu coba kau minum airnya sedikit.” Si murid pun melakukannya. Wajahnya kini meringis karena meminum air asin.

“Bagaimana rasanya?” tanya Sang Guru.

“Asin, dan perutku jadi mual,” jawab si murid dengan wajah yang masih meringis.

Sang Guru terkekeh-kekeh melihat wajah muridnya yang meringis keasinan.

“Sekarang kau ikut aku” Sang Guru membawa muridnya ke danau di dekat tempat mereka.

“Ambil garam yang tersisa, dan tebarkan ke danau.” Si murid menebarkan segenggam garam yang tersisa ke danau, tanpa bicara. Rasa asin di mulutnya belum hilang. Ia ingin meludahkan rasa asin dari mulutnya, tapi tak dilakukannya.

“Sekarang, coba kau minum air danau itu,” kata Sang Guru sambil mencari batu yang cukup datar untuk didudukinya, tepat di pinggir danau.

Si murid menangkupkan kedua tangannya, mengambil air danau, dan membawanya ke mulutnya lalu meneguknya. Ketika air danau yang dingin dan segar mengalir di tenggorokannya, Sang Guru bertanya kepadanya, “Bagaimana rasanya?”

“Segar, segar sekali,” kata si murid sambil mengelap bibirnya dengan punggung tangannya. Tentu saja, danau ini berasal dari aliran sumber air di atas sana . Dan airnya mengalir menjadi sungai kecil di bawah.

Dan sudah pasti, air danau ini juga menghilangkan rasa asin yang tersisa di mulutnya.

“Terasakah rasa garam yang kau tebarkan tadi?”

“Tidak sama sekali,” kata si murid sambil mengambil air dan meminumnya lagi. Sang Guru hanya tersenyum memperhatikannya, membiarkan muridnya itu meminum air danau sampai puas.

“Nak,” kata Sang Guru setelah muridnya selesai minum.

“Segala masalah dalam hidup itu seperti segenggam garam. Tidak kurang, tidak lebih. Hanya segenggam garam. Banyaknya masalah dan penderitaan yang harus kau alami sepanjang kehidupanmu itu sudah ditakar oleh Allah, sesuai untuk dirimu. Jumlahnya tetap, segitu-segitu saja, tidak berkurang dan tidak bertambah. Setiap manusia yang lahir ke dunia ini pun demikian. Tidak ada satu pun manusia, walaupun dia seorang Nabi, yang bebas dari penderitaan dan masalah.”

Si murid terdiam, mendengarkan.

“Tapi Nak, rasa `asin’ dari penderitaan yang dialami itu sangat tergantung dari besarnya ”hati” yang menampungnya. Jadi Nak, supaya tidak merasa menderita, berhentilah jadi gelas. Jadikan hati dalam dadamu itu jadi sebesar danau.”


GBU, always......

Resiko

Jumat, 04 November 2011 0


Semua yang hidup menanggung resiko tertentu.
Tertawa beresiko tampak bodoh.
Menangis beresiko tampak sentimental.
Menjangkau orang lain beresiko terlibat.
Menunjukkan perasaan beresiko memperlihatkan siapa diri anda sebenarnya.
Mengasihi beresiko tidak dikasihi sebagai balasannya.
Berharap beresiko kecewa.
Mencoba beresiko gagal.

Steve Jobs Talked About Death in 2005 Stanford Commencement Speech

Kamis, 06 Oktober 2011 0

Steve Jobs Talked About Death in 2005 Stanford Commencement Speech: Credit: Getty Images Shortly after the news of Steve Jobs’ death spread around the world via Twitter, Facebook and other social media, so did his 2005 Stanford commencement speech. Why? Because in his speech, Jobs took a somber moment to talk about his impending death...

Steve Jobs Speech at Stanford University 2005

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Read the full transcript of Steve Jobs’ commencement address delivered at Stanford University on June 12, 2005 — here:

I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a college graduation. Today, I want to tell you three stories from my life. That’s it. No big deal. Just three stories.

The first story is about connecting the dots.

I dropped out of Reed College after the first six months, but then stayed around as a drop-in for another 18 months or so before I really quit. So why did I drop out?

It started before I was born. My biological mother was a young, unwed college graduate student, and she decided to put me up for adoption. She felt very strongly that I should be adopted by college graduates, so everything was all set for me to be adopted at birth by a lawyer and his wife. Except that when I popped out they decided at the last minute that they really wanted a girl. So my parents, who were on a waiting list, got a call in the middle of the night asking: “We have an unexpected baby boy; do you want him?” They said: “Of course.” My biological mother later found out that my mother had never graduated from college and that my father had never graduated from high school. She refused to sign the final adoption papers. She only relented a few months later when my parents promised that I would someday go to college.

And 17 years later I did go to college. But I naively chose a college that was almost as expensive as Stanford, and all of my working-class parents’ savings were being spent on my college tuition. After six months, I couldn’t see the value in it. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life and no idea how college was going to help me figure it out. And here I was spending all of the money my parents had saved their entire life. So I decided to drop out and trust that it would all work out OK. It was pretty scary at the time, but looking back it was one of the best decisions I ever made. The minute I dropped out I could stop taking the required classes that didn’t interest me, and begin dropping in on the ones that looked interesting.

It wasn’t all romantic. I didn’t have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends’ rooms, I returned coke bottles for the 5¢ deposits to buy food with, and I would walk the 7 miles across town every Sunday night to get one good meal a week at the Hare Krishna temple. I loved it. And much of what I stumbled into by following my curiosity and intuition turned out to be priceless later on. Let me give you one example:

Reed College at that time offered perhaps the best calligraphy instruction in the country. Throughout the campus every poster, every label on every drawer, was beautifully hand calligraphed. Because I had dropped out and didn’t have to take the normal classes, I decided to take a calligraphy class to learn how to do this. I learned about serif and san serif typefaces, about varying the amount of space between different letter combinations, about what makes great typography great. It was beautiful, historical, artistically subtle in a way that science can’t capture, and I found it fascinating.

None of this had even a hope of any practical application in my life. But ten years later, when we were designing the first Macintosh computer, it all came back to me. And we designed it all into the Mac. It was the first computer with beautiful typography. If I had never dropped in on that single course in college, the Mac would have never had multiple typefaces or proportionally spaced fonts. And since Windows just copied the Mac, it’s likely that no personal computer would have them. If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do. Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward when I was in college. But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.

Again, you can’t connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life.

My second story is about love and loss.

I was lucky — I found what I loved to do early in life. Woz and I started Apple in my parents garage when I was 20. We worked hard, and in 10 years Apple had grown from just the two of us in a garage into a $2 billion company with over 4000 employees. We had just released our finest creation — the Macintosh — a year earlier, and I had just turned 30. And then I got fired. How can you get fired from a company you started? Well, as Apple grew we hired someone who I thought was very talented to run the company with me, and for the first year or so things went well. But then our visions of the future began to diverge and eventually we had a falling out. When we did, our Board of Directors sided with him. So at 30 I was out. And very publicly out. What had been the focus of my entire adult life was gone, and it was devastating.

I really didn’t know what to do for a few months. I felt that I had let the previous generation of entrepreneurs down – that I had dropped the baton as it was being passed to me. I met with David Packard and Bob Noyce and tried to apologize for screwing up so badly. I was a very public failure, and I even thought about running away from the valley. But something slowly began to dawn on me — I still loved what I did. The turn of events at Apple had not changed that one bit. I had been rejected, but I was still in love. And so I decided to start over.

I didn’t see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.

During the next five years, I started a company named NeXT, another company named Pixar, and fell in love with an amazing woman who would become my wife. Pixar went on to create the worlds first computer animated feature film, Toy Story, and is now the most successful animation studio in the world. In a remarkable turn of events, Apple bought NeXT, I returned to Apple, and the technology we developed at NeXT is at the heart of Apple’s current renaissance. And Laurene and I have a wonderful family together.

I’m pretty sure none of this would have happened if I hadn’t been fired from Apple. It was awful tasting medicine, but I guess the patient needed it. Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith. I’m convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You’ve got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it. Don’t settle.

My third story is about death.

When I was 17, I read a quote that went something like: “If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you’ll most certainly be right.” It made an impression on me, and since then, for the past 33 years, I have looked in the mirror every morning and asked myself: “If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I am about to do today?” And whenever the answer has been “No” for too many days in a row, I know I need to change something.

Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.

About a year ago I was diagnosed with cancer. I had a scan at 7:30 in the morning, and it clearly showed a tumor on my pancreas. I didn’t even know what a pancreas was. The doctors told me this was almost certainly a type of cancer that is incurable, and that I should expect to live no longer than three to six months. My doctor advised me to go home and get my affairs in order, which is doctor’s code for prepare to die. It means to try to tell your kids everything you thought you’d have the next 10 years to tell them in just a few months. It means to make sure everything is buttoned up so that it will be as easy as possible for your family. It means to say your goodbyes.

I lived with that diagnosis all day. Later that evening I had a biopsy, where they stuck an endoscope down my throat, through my stomach and into my intestines, put a needle into my pancreas and got a few cells from the tumor. I was sedated, but my wife, who was there, told me that when they viewed the cells under a microscope the doctors started crying because it turned out to be a very rare form of pancreatic cancer that is curable with surgery. I had the surgery and I’m fine now.

This was the closest I’ve been to facing death, and I hope it’s the closest I get for a few more decades. Having lived through it, I can now say this to you with a bit more certainty than when death was a useful but purely intellectual concept:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

When I was young, there was an amazing publication called The Whole Earth Catalog, which was one of the bibles of my generation. It was created by a fellow named Stewart Brand not far from here in Menlo Park, and he brought it to life with his poetic touch. This was in the late 1960′s, before personal computers and desktop publishing, so it was all made with typewriters, scissors and Polaroid cameras. It was sort of like Google in paperback form, 35 years before Google came along: it was idealistic, and overflowing with neat tools and great notions.

Stewart and his team put out several issues of The Whole Earth Catalog, and then when it had run its course, they put out a final issue. It was the mid-1970s, and I was your age. On the back cover of their final issue was a photograph of an early morning country road, the kind you might find yourself hitchhiking on if you were so adventurous. Beneath it were the words: “Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.” It was their farewell message as they signed off. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. And I have always wished that for myself. And now, as you graduate to begin anew, I wish that for you.

Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.

Thank you all very much.

'Bego'

Sabtu, 17 April 2010 0


FYI : Bego means 'Stupid, 'idiot', 'dumb'


I think it is harsh to say 'Bego' to others.

Meninjau dari pengalaman pribadi.

Disadur dari seorang yang sensitif *(bisa cowo tapi kebanyakan sih cewe yg gitu)..


Sering kali ketika kita dengan mudahnya melontarkan kata 'Bego' sebagai unsur2 pembicaraan kita "oi.. Bego lo", "Dasar Bego.....", "Bego banget tuh orang...." dst dll kepada orang - orang yang di sekitar kita. Tanpa kita sadari, perkataan kita tersebut bisa saja mengenai hati nurani orang tersebut yang paling dalam(cie ile.. lebay mode ON). Yang pasti, kata 'Bego' itu memiliki dampak berbeda - beda tergantung konteks pembicaraan yang sedang berlangsung dan keadaan batin si objek penderita yang dibilang 'Bego' tersebut. :)


hehehe... yasudahlah... pada akhir kata mudah2an orang2 yg mendapat perkataan 'Bego' hari ini, bisa memperbaiki kualitas hidupnya di kemudian hari sehingga tidak mendapat perkataan 'Bego' kembali dan berhati2lah menggunakan kosakata 'Bego' ini agar tidak ada orang yang tersinggung dengan kata2 ini :)
Adios :)

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